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All I want are bread pudding pancakes from down the block and it’s an hour fifty minute wait. I could seriously go over there, watch them make a batch, go grocery shopping for all the ingredients, come back home and make myself them in that time but who the hells got the energy for that.

Somebody please come make me bread pudding pancakes?!

"I may be a fool, but I may be right."

mydogsnokes:

if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u

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